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iSSUE #1
(1/23/1994)

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EDiTORiAL

• EDiTORiAL by Kilgore Trout

ARTiCLES

• RADiATiON CLOUDS? WHAT RADiATiON CLOUDS? by Clockwork


• PULL THE STRiNGS by Clockwork

POETRiE

• STATE OF UNBEiNG by Kilgore Trout


• CiGARETTE DANGLES by Kilgore Trout


• RELAXATiON FOR THE DROWNiNG MAN by Clockwork


• PLEASED WiTH YOUR PAiN by Clockwork


• SiMPLE MELODiOUS DECEPTiON by Clockwork

FiCTiON

• THE TERRiBLE ACT OF DROMM by Griphon


• EPiPHANY by I Wish My Name Were Nathan


• DiRTY WATER by Kilgore Trout


• THE CONTiNUiNG ADVENTURES OF BUNGALO BiLL by Phadrous


• DO THEY BOUNCE? by Griphon


• ERRAND TO RUN by I Wish My Name Were Nathan


• GRiMACE by Griphon

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iSSUE #2
(2/23/1994)

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EDiTORiAL

• EDiTORiAL by Kilgore Trout

ARTiCLES

• iT iS ALL PART OF THE ART by Clockwork


• A LETTER NEVER SENT or ALL i'D SAY iF i BUT HAD THE WORDS by Crux Ansata


• STATE OF THE UNiON by Griphon


• THE TRiAL OF SAiNT GULiK by The Reverand Toad


• THE GRiD IDEOLOGY by Hagbard


• THE RAMBLiNGS OF SURGiO by Surgio

POETRiE

• LOST iN THE ARMS OF DiSCORD by Kilgore Trout


• iNDiFFERENCE by Griphon


• GOD iN A BOX by Kilgore Trout


• SHELL by Griphon


• DRiPPiNG SANiTY by Kilgore Trout

FiCTiON

• THE CONTiNUiNG STORY OF BUNGALO BiLL, PART II by Phadrous


• BOiSE, iDAHO by Monty Python


• FRED AND THE RETARD by Dim


• THE DiLEMMA OF LORNE: STUD-BOY OR DiSiLLUSiONED GEEK? by Kilgore Trout


• DR. GRAVES AND THE BRAZiLiAN GOLD DiNNER PARTY by Griphon


• DR. GRAVES AND THE Cannabis ROOT DiNNER PARTY by John Smith


• GRiMACE, PART II by Griphon


• CONVERSATiON by I Wish My Name Were Nathan

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iSSUE #3
(3/23/1994)

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EDiTORiAL

• EDiTORiAL by Kilgore Trout

ARTiCLES

• A SHORT PREMiERE TO SOCiALiSM AND DiRECT DEMOCRACY by Captain Moonlight


• RUMMAGiNG THROUGH THE VACANCY OF A MiND by Phadrous


• MASTURBATiON OF THE SENSES by Clockwork


• A RESPONSE TO "A LETTER NEVER SENT, or ALL i'D SAY iF i BUT HAD THE WORDS" by A--


• THE CONFESSiONS -- EXCERPTS FROM THE EARLY MAGiCKAL DiARYS by Nemo Est Sanctus


• THE iMMORTAL SOUL by Clockwork

POETRiE

• LOVE by Crux Ansata


• KNiGHT iN GRAY by Clockwork


• CONFESSiONAL by Nemo est Sanctus


• MESSiAH OF DUST by Kilgore Trout


• TRiP KiTTY by the Dancing Messiah


• SHADES by Dark Crystal Sphere Floating Between Two Universes


• RiNGFiNGER by Clockwork


• A LiGHT WHERE NONE SHOULD HAVE BEEN by Dark Crystal Sphere Floating Between Two Universes


• DiSSENT RISING BENEATH THE MASSES by Kilgore Trout


• SWiNG WiTH ME by Clockwork

FiCTiON

• MiKE DRiSKELL, ACE DETECTiVE: THE CASE OF THE HOWLiNG MONKEY by Griphon


• A TWiSTED TALE, or A TALE OF TWO REALiTiES by High Lord Spam


• JiM'S ACTiON THEATRE: THE TROPHY CASE by Jim


• JiM'S ACTiON THEATRE: AGENT MALCOViCH by Jim


• SHARDS OF iCE by KidKnee


• A SPORADiC ACCOUNT OF MY ACQUAiNTANCE AND APPRENTiCESHiP TO A MAN NAMED YAJi ASHUTHATH -- SECTiON 1 by KidKnee

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iSSUE #4
(4/23/1994)

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EDiTORiAL

• EDiTORiAL by Kilgore Trout

ARTiCLES

• A DEFENSE OF TERRORiSM by Bobbi Sands


• DEAD PRESiDENTS WITH A SiCKLY PALLOR by Captain Moonlight


• TiDBiTS OF PHiLOSOPHY by Nomad


• MARTYR OF THE GRUNGE-FOLK by Kilgore Trout

POETRiE

• BEiNG by Griphon


• DANCERS by Crux Ansata


• WRiTTEN iN THE DARK by Griphon


• FROM HiDiNG by Crux Ansata


• iMMUNiTY by Griphon


• A LOVE POEM by Flying Rat's Nostril


• SHANNON by Griphon


• ANOTHER DEPRESSiNG POEM -- BUT iT'S DEEP by I Wish My Name Were Nathan

FiCTiON

• A DAY iN MY LiFE by Chris Wugner


• DEFiLEMENT by Ivy Carson


• A LOOK BACK by I Wish My Name Were Nathan


• iT BEATS WORKiNG AT JiFFY MART by Kilgore Trout

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iSSUE #5
(5/23/1994)

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EDiTORiAL

• EDiTORiAL by Kilgore Trout

ARTiCLES

• PROMOTiONAL by Crux Ansata


• WATCHiNG THE ACCiDENTS by Griphon


• REFLECTiONS ON MAY DAY, 1994 by Captain Moonlight


• NEW by Nomad

POETRiE

• SPiT by Azagoth


• THE SLEEP OF THE GATESMAN by Dark Crystal Sphere Floating Between Two Universes


• MADMAN LiKE ME by Kilgore Trout


• BATTLE TALE OF THE OPPRESSED by Captain Moonlight


• DARKNESS AND THE UNFORGiVEN by Five Finger Body Count


• MY FiVE GODS by Crux Ansata


• SAiNT by Griphon


• ODE TO A RAVE by The Dancing Messiah


• SONG OF THE DEAD by High Lord Spam


• BODiLY DYSFUNCTiON by Kilgore Trout


• HEART by Nomad


• MADNESS by Five Finger Body Count


• " " by Paradigm


• WHAT by Smack Ruby

FiCTiON

• COFFEEHOUSE by I Wish My Name Were Nathan


• GRiMACE: PART THREE by Griphon


• iNiTiATiON by Nemo est Sanctus


• A SPORADiC ACCOUNT OF MY ACQUAiNTANCE AND APPRENTiCESHiP TO A MAN NAMED YAJI ASHUTHATH -- SECTiON 2 by KidKnee


• PEDRO AND THE BULL by Griphon


• HELL by Nomad


• UPON THE SHORES OF TÍR NA N'ÓG by Dark Crystal Sphere Floating Between Two Universes


• THE LAKE by High Lord Spam


• UPON THE WHiTE STEEPLE ORiFiCE by Freedom


• THE CONFESSiONS -- EXCERPTS FROM THE EARLY MAGiCKAL DiARiES by Nemo est Sanctus

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iSSUE #6
(6/23/1994)

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EDiTORiAL

• EDiTORiAL by Kilgore Trout

ARTiCLES

• DAMN STRAiGHT I'M MAD AT YOU by KidKnee


• WHY by Harlequin


• ANNiHiLATiON BEYOND NiHiLiSM by KidKnee

POETRiE

• VERSE FOR THE DEPRESSED AND MENTALLY UNSTABLE by CyberDragon


• LAST AMERiCAN SWiNGER by The Dancing Messiah


• SELECTED POEMS by Harlequin

FiCTiON

• MiNDSWEEPiNGS by Flying Rat's Nostril


• THE FiRST CHAPTER by Harlequin


• ___ by Michael Dee

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iSSUE #7
(7/23/1994)

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EDiTORiAL

• EDiTORiAL by Kilgore Trout

ARTiCLES

• THE BEGGAR CRACKDOWN by Captain Moonlight


• SMILE! by I Wish My Name Were Nathan


• NANOTECHNOLOGY AND ANARCHY by Hagbard


• THiNKEST THOU by Mr. Asttct Fasuath


• ULTiMATUM by Linda Thompson


• MEDiTATiONS: LiVE FROM NEW YORK by Crux Ansata

POETRiE

• FEVER DREAM by Harlequin


• POP-SOCiAL-PSYCHOLOGY by I Wish My Name Were Nathan


• LOVE by Harlequin


• UNTiTLED #1 by Griphon


• A DYSLEXiC by Harlequin


• UNTiTLED #2 by Griphon


• TiMES LiKE THESE by Harlequin


• UNTiTLED #3 by Griphon


• MURDER OF AN IMAGE by I Wish My Name Were Nathan


• FOR J--- by Harlequin

FiCTiON

• SELF-PiTY by Griphon


• THE DiLEMMA OF LORNE: STUD-BOY OR DiSiLLUSiONED GEEK? (Part II) by Kilgore Trout


• REQUiEM FOR DEAD SOULS by Harlequin

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iSSUE #9
(9/23/1994)

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EDiTORiAL

• EDiTORiAL by Kilgore Trout

ARTiCLES

• GENESiS, CHAPTER 2.3 by The Reverand Toad


• BABBLiNGS OF AN iNSOMNiAC by I Wish My Name Were Nathan


• REMEMBER THE UNiTED STEELWORKERS MARTYRS! by Captain Moonlight

POETRiE

• THE DARK MiSTRESS by Dark Crystal Sphere Floating Between Two Universes


• THE HOUSE OF LONG AGO by Midnite Scholar


• CANCEROUS LiFE by Kilgore Trout


• DONA NOBiS PACEM by Captain Moonlight


• SPiT: PART II by Azagoth


• THE iNEViTABLE by Dark Crystal Sphere Floating Between Two Universes


• TORN by Midnite Scholar

FiCTiON

• SEVEN TALES OF SPAM, VOLUME II: FRUiTS OF A FEATHER by Flying Rat's Nostril


• NOTES FROM THE UNDERGROUND by Crux Ansata


• THE TWiST by Gore BrainRot


• THE GRAVE-SiDE POOL by Dark Crystal Sphere Floating Between Two Universes

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iSSUE #10
(10/23/1994)

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EDiTORiAL

• EDiTORiAL by Kilgore Trout

ARTiCLES

• TO MARS OR BUST by Hagbard


• CHALLENGE by Nomad


• MUSiC by The Watcher


• OUR LiTTLE FRiENDS by Nomad


• A LETTER TO THE WORLD, POSTED ON A TREE by Griphon


• FREE BORN by Nomad


• MASTURBATiON by Smack Ruby


• LABELS by Nomad


• THE POWER OF FORREST GUMP by I Wish My Name Were Nathan


• THE POWER OF FORREST GUMP by Kilgore Trout


• THE POWER OF FORREST GUMP by Doorway


• THE POWER OF FORREST GUMP by Styx

POETRiE

• EMPTY by Griphon


• OCCASiONED BY THE DEATH OF ROBERT BLOCH by Dark Crystal Sphere Floating Between Two Universes


• 3 FT. by Griphon


• A MEANiNGLESS RHYME by Flying Rat's Nostril

FiCTiON

• TORN FROM A DiARY by Crux Ansata


• JiM AND TANK CLEAN THE ATTiC AND TALK ABOUT iT by I Wish My Name Were Nathan


• A PRAYER FOR DEATH, Part I by Michael Dee


• DR. GRAVES AND THE AVANT-GARDE DiNNER PARTY by John Smith

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iSSUE #11
(11/23/1994)

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EDiTORiAL

• EDiTORiAL by Kilgore Trout

ARTiCLES

• DEDiCATED TO MiCHAEL COLLiNS by Bobbi Sands


• THE DESTiNY OF LiFE by Hagbard

POETRiE

• PREFACE by Lord Henry Wotton


• FRANKENSTEiN'S MONSTER by Ivy Carson


• THE SEVEN STRANGERS by The Big Thing


• MEDiTATiONS ON DEATH'S SLEEP by Dark Crystal Sphere Floating Between Two Universes


• MERKABAH by Nemo Est Sanctus

FiCTiON

• A PRAYER FOR DEATH, Part II by Michael Dee


• JOSEPH TRiES SOMETHiNG NEW by I Wish My Name Were Nathan


• THE PROPHECY by Nomad


• DAN AND PAUL LiVE THROUGH A TORNADO by I Wish My Name Were Nathan


• NO LAUGHiNG MATTER by Kilgore Trout

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iSSUE #12
(12/23/1994)

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EDiTORiAL

• EDiTORiAL by Kilgore Trout

ARTiCLES

• ON AN iDEALiSTiC MODEL OF BEAUTY by Nemo est Sanctus


• CHRiSTMAS, 1994 by Captain Moonlight


• MEMOiRS OF BOREDOM by Phadrous


• ON THE STANDiNG OVATiON by Nemo est Sanctus

POETRiE

• DEATH OF NOTHiNG by Morrigan


• LIVING IN DOUBT by Thunder


• BLOOD by KidKnee


• ALWAYS THE WRONG SEASON by Morrigan


• PLASTiC DOLL by Ivy Carson


• APART by Morrigan


• i'M DEAD by KidKnee

FiCTiON

• DEAR DiARY by Dirk Russell


• SEVEN TALES OF SPAM, VOLUME III by Flying Rat's Nostril


• LOVE IS THE LAW by Dark Crystal Sphere Floating Between Two Universes

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iSSUE #13
(1/23/1995)

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EDiTORiAL

• EDiTORiAL by Kilgore Trout

ARTiCLES

• NOTES FROM THE UNDERGROUND: "Biology, Conspiracy, History" by Bobbi Sands


• 'JAMES CONNOLLY' [1]: ANNOTATED LYRiCS by Captain Moonlight


• WHAT THE HELL?! by TOkemASTer


• BLOOD ON THE STREETS: EVERYMAN'S GUiDE TO GUERRiLLA WARFARE (Part I) by Captain Moonlight


• FRAGMENTS FROM THE GOSPEL OF MATTHiAS by Nemo est Sanctus


• GEORGE BUSH -- HiS LiFE AND CRiMES, PART ONE: iN THE BEGiNNiNG by Clockwork

POETRiE

• ALONE by Paradigm


• TEMPTATiON by Ivy Carson


• iNNOCENCE by Sir Lizard Guts

FiCTiON

• THE GOBLiN'S TOWER -- A PARABLE by Dark Crystal Sphere Floating Between Two Universes


• ViCTOR GOES TO THE OFFiCE by I Wish My Name Were Nathan

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iSSUE #14
(2/23/1995)

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EDiTORiAL

• GUESSED EDiTORiAL by I Wish My Name Were Nathan

ARTiCLES

• KiLL 'EM ALL: THE TRUTH ABOUT AiDS by Clockwork


• PEOPLE? by Bluejay


• SLAVERY AND THE iRiSH RACE by Bobbi Sands


• STANDARD by Griphon


• BLOOD ON THE STREETS: EVERYMAN'S GUiDE TO GUERRiLLA WARFARE (Part II) by Captain Moonlight


• SHE by Morrigan


• A BRiEF iNTRODUCTiON TO HiGH SCHOOL by I Wish My Name Were Nathan

POETRiE

• MEDiTATiONS ON DEATH'S SLEEP by Dark Crystal Sphere Floating Between Two Universes


• FiLTER by Griphon


• RED by TOkemASTer


• A CLEAR BLUE SKY by Dirk Russell


• GUNS ON THE ROOF by Captain Moonlight


• 36 by Vlad Tepes

FiCTiON

• iMMUNE by Kilgore Trout


• THE PROPHECY by Nomad


• YOUR TYPiCAL MONDAY MORNiNG by TOkemASTer


• CONTRAST by Griphon


• THAT WHiCH LiES BEYOND by Dark Crystal Sphere Floating Between Two Universes

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THE LOST iSSUE
(1994)

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EDiTORiAL

• EDiTORiAL by Kilgore Trout

ARTiCLES

• TALKING WITH TACHYON by Hagbard


• BUBBA AND JiM BOB GO TO JAiL by Captain Moonlight


• iNTELLiGENCE AGENTS ANONYMOUS by Bobbi Sands


• STARTiNG YOUR VERY OWN CULT by Anonymous


• TiME CAPSULE by Hagbard

FiCTiON

• THE TRAGEDY OF BOBBi SANDS by Crux Ansata

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iSSUE #15
(3/23/1995)

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EDiTORiAL

• EDiTORiAL by Kilgore Trout

ARTiCLES

• THOUGHTS ON A COFFEE SHOP by Nemo est Sanctus


• AiDS Update by Clockwork


• NOTES FROM THE UNDERGROUND: RECLAiMiNG OUR iDOLS -- THE PLEDGE OF ALLEGiANCE by Crux Ansata


• ADiDAS' TRiBUTE TO HiSTORY -- HENRY MONTH by Adidas


• ON NAIVETE IN FICTION by I Wish My Name Were Nathan


• SATANiSM AND DECADENCE iN PÄR LAGERKViST'S THE DWARF by Crux Ansata

POETRiE

• THE CHiCKEN-HAWK SWOOPS by Not Myself

FiCTiON

• THE STORYTELLER -- Part I by Kilgore Trout

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iSSUE #16
(4/23/1995)

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EDiTORiAL

• EDiTORiAL by Kilgore Trout

ARTiCLES

• AN iNTERViEW WiTH KiLGORE TROUT by Mogel


• LIES, LIES, LAYS by I Wish My Name Were Nathan


• POLITICS, FREEDOM, AND THE HUMAN SPIRIT by I Wish My Name Were Nathan


• A SECOND LETTER NEVER SENT or ALL i'D SAY iF i BUT HAD THE WORDS by Crux Ansata


• A CONJECTURAL DiSCOURSE ON HAPPiNESS by KidKnee


• BLOOD ON THE STREETS: EVERYMAN'S GUiDE TO GUERRiLLA WARFARE (Part III) by Captain Moonlight

POETRiE

• 3 COMMENTARY HAiKUS FOR H.P.B.'s "VOiCE OF THE SiLENCE" by Tejas


• CRUCiFiXiON by Nemo est Sanctus


• 1 by Tejas

FiCTiON

• THE BEAST WiTHiN by Howler in the Shadows


• GRAVEYARD by Crux Ansata

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iSSUE #17
(5/23/1995)

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EDiTORiAL

• GUESSED EDiTORiAL by Crux Ansata

ARTiCLES

• CAPiTALiSM & AMERiCA'S DECLiNE by Lares et Penates


• THOUGHTS ON CROM by KidKnee


• CRiME & PUNiSHMENT by Lares et Penates


• THE POLiTiCiZATiON OF THE MiLiTiA by Bobbi Sands


• AUTOMATiON: SUPPLANTiNG THE WORKER by Lares et Penates


• PUT YOUR LEFT FOOT iN, PULL YOUR LEFT FOOT OUT, PUT YOUR LEFT FOOT iN AND SHAKE iT ALL ABOUT by Kilgore Trout


• i WiSH i WERE A GURU by I Wish My Name Were Nathan

POETRiE

• EMPATHY by introvert


• A POEM OF LiFE by Dark Gathering


• HERE i AM by Tejas


• SPECKS by The Dancing Messiah


• WORDS AND PHRASES by Tejas

FiCTiON

• SiTTiNG ON THE TOOLSHED ROOF by I Wish My Name Were Nathan


• A PASSiON PLAY by Tull68


• A BRiEF ENCOUNTER by I Wish My Name Were Nathan


• NEW BEGiNNiNGS by Nomad


• SUN OUT by I Wish My Name Were Nathan

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iSSUE #18
(9/23/1995)

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EDiTORiAL

• EDiTORiAL by Kilgore Trout

ARTiCLES

• iNSiDE JOKES FOR FUN AND PROFiT by mogel


• TESTiCULAR TRAUMA: THOUGHTS OF DESiGNER iMPOSTER BODY SPRAY by Drew Feinberg


• THE NEXT FRONTiER -- A CALL FOR ACTiON by Hagbard


• NEW WORLD ORDER by I Wish My Name Were Nathan


• THE DOWNFALL OF AMERiCAN CONSCiOUSNESS by Hagbard


• EVOLUTiON OF A COWARD by I Wish My Name Were Nathan


• 'A TERRiBLE BEAUTY iS BORN': THE iRiSH EASTER RiSiNG OF 1916 by Captain Moonlight

FiCTiON

• iNTRODUCiNG SCHMELTFiSCH, THE FiRST SHORT JEWiSH ANGSTiTHOLOGiST AND SUPERHERO by Michael Sussman


• FRATER NEMO'S LiBRARY: A MEMOiR by Soror Soumis


• HAFTLING 141732 by Captain Moonlight


• HAFTLING 141732 by Dark Crystal Sphere Floating Between Two Universes


• PiCTURES OF BOBBi by Crux Ansata


• SEVEN TALES OF SPAM, VOLUME IV by Flying Rat's Nostril

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iSSUE #19
(10/23/1995)

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EDiTORiAL

• EDiTORiAL by Kilgore Trout

ARTiCLES

• YOU DiDN'T SEE THiS, RiGHT? by I Wish My Name Were Nathan


• DiSCOURSE ON SOMETHiNG OR ANOTHER by Kilgore Trout


• HiDiNG OUT ON HALLOWEEN: ViDEOS TO EASE THE GUiLT by Drew Feinberg

FiCTiON

• THE ENTRANCE by Brandt Ryan


• HENRY HAS AN ACCiDENT by I Wish My Name Were Nathan


• AND A FEW BECAME WHAT THEY ARE by Brandt Ryan


• i WiSH i WAS AS LUCKY AS THE POPE by Kilgore Trout


• SAM ViSiTS THE UNiVERSiTY by I Wish My Name Were Nathan

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iSSUE #20
(11/23/1995)

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EDiTORiAL

• EDiTORiAL by Kilgore Trout

ARTiCLES

• PROLOGUE by Lares et Penates


• THiS TRAiN'S GOiNG OVER! by Lloyd Powell


• TERRORiSM PART i: iNTRODUCTiON AND JUSTiFiCATiON by Bobbi Sands

POETRiE

• LAST THOUGHTS by Lares et Penates


• BEYOND FiNALiTY by Lares et Penates

FiCTiON

• PiZZA-BOY by I Wish My Name Were Nathan


• PREPARATiON by Crux Ansata


• TELL ME A STORY by I Wish My Name Were Nathan


• PARTY HARDY by Kilgore Trout


• ETHAN TAKES A RiDE by I Wish My Name Were Nathan

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iSSUE #21
(12/23/1995)

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EDiTORiAL

• EDiTORiAL by Kilgore Trout

ARTiCLES

• THE SOAPBOX by Hagbard


• GOODBYE by I Wish My Name Were Nathan

POETRiE

• PiLLBUG by Griphon

FiCTiON

• iNTERViEW WiTH A SERiAL KiLLER by Adidas


• FEAST OF THE iNNOCENT by I Wish My Name Were Nathan


• TWO MEN by Griphon


• LiTHAN, PART 1: "QUESTiONS OF ALL KiNDS" by Adidas


• ETHAN WALKS ON BY by I Wish My Name Were Nathan

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iSSUE #22
(1/23/1996)

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EDiTORiAL

• EDiTORiAL by Kilgore Trout

ARTiCLES

• PiSS ON AUSTiN by I Wish My Name Were Nathan


• HERE'S WHAT THE HUMAN RACE CAN DO by I Wish My Name Were Nathan

POETRiE

• AND iT NEVER GOES AWAY by Sloth


• HEART SONNET by Silverpoint


• 60 WATT BULB by Sloth


• THAT HOPEFUL EVE OF DAWN by Ivy Carson


• DEFENSE by I Wish My Name Were Nathan

FiCTiON

• THE STORY OF SiR RHiSiART by Dark Crystal Sphere Floating Between Two Universes


• GREY MATTER CHAMPiON by Kilgore Trout


• LiTHAN PART 2: "WHAT NOW, LiTHAN?" by Adidas


• ETHAN TAKES A TRiP by I Wish My Name Were Nathan

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iSSUE #23
(2/23/1996)

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EDiTORiAL

• EDiTORiAL by Kilgore Trout

ARTiCLES

• MiND PROBE #1: Kilgore Trout, Smoke Rings and Silly Seriousness by Noni Moon


• ENFORCEMENT OF MORALiTY AND ANARCHiST DiRECT ACTiON by Bobbi Sands

POETRiE

• THE PURPLE BUTTERFLY by The Gentleman Who Fell


• THE EPiC OF iNSANiTY (Part I) by Nomad

FiCTiON

• MUSE by Star


• THE ALiENS COME FOR THE COFFEE by Kilgore Trout


• LiTHAN, PART 3: "THE CONCLUSiON" by Adidas


• LOST MY MARBLES, i DiD by Kilgore Trout


• NO STRINGS ATTACHED by I Wish My Name Were Nathan

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iSSUE #24
(3/23/1996)

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EDiTORiAL

• EDiTORiAL by Kilgore Trout

ARTiCLES

• GUiDE TO THE CONSCiENCE OF THE iRREPRESSiBLE YOUTH by Roger Abramson


• MiND PROBE #2: Griphon, Merry Prankster/Zen Bastard by Noni Moon

POETRiE

• NUNTiTLED by F. David Horn


• ZiTGEiST by F. David Horn

FiCTiON

• CONFESSiONAL by Nemo est Sanctus


• iNSPiRE, EXPiRE, CHUG CHUG CHUG by I Wish My Name Were Nathan


• JUST BECAUSE THE WORLD WANTS YOU DOESN'T MEAN YOU HAVE TO SUBMiT by Kilgore Trout


• WHOA, WHOA, REWiND! by I Wish My Name Were Nathan

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iSSUE #25
(4/23/1996)

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EDiTORiAL

• EDiTORiAL by Kilgore Trout

ARTiCLES

• WHY THE REVOLUTiON WiLL FAiL by Nemo est Sanctus


• MiND PROBE #3: I Wish My Name Were Nathan, Irrepressible Youth and Conscience by Noni Moon


• ME by Morrigan


• DADA, NiETZSCHE, AND THE ASCETiC iDEAL by I Wish My Name Were Nathan

POETRiE

• AD HOMiNEM by Kilgore Trout

FiCTiON

• POiSONPEN by CJ Hooknose


• REQUiEM OF A DYING BOY by Kilgore Trout

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iSSUE #26
(5/23/1996)

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EDiTORiAL

• EDiTORiAL by Kilgore Trout

ARTiCLES

• MiND PROBE #4: Crux Ansata, CiA Spies and Strange Loops by Noni Moon


• HAPPiLY COMMERCiALiZiNG EVERYTHiNG, PART 1 by Belgrave

FiCTiON

• WE LOVE LEAF by I Wish My Name Were Nathan


• SWEET GOOEY QUEER LOVE by I Wish My Name Were Nathan


• NOSTALGiA, NiHiLiSM by I Wish My Name Were Nathan

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iSSUE #27
(6/23/1996)

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EDiTORiAL

• EDiTORiAL by Kilgore Trout

ARTiCLES

• MiND PROBE #4, Part B: Crux Ansata, Political Autobiography by Noni Moon


• HAPPiLY COMMERCIALiSiNG EVERYTHiNG, PART 2 by Belgrave


• WHY THE GOVERNMENT iS AFRAiD OF ENCRYPTiON by Demosthenes

POETRiE

• iN THE MiRROR OF HER EYES by Dark Crystal Sphere Floating Between Two Universes

FiCTiON

• MARSHALL GETS A MiNDFUCK by I Wish My Name Were Nathan

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iSSUE #28
(7/23/1996)

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EDiTORiAL

• EDiTORiAL by Kilgore Trout

ARTiCLES

• EVERY CHiLD NEEDS THE MEDiA by Clockwork


• THE CONFESSiONS -- EXCERPTS FROM THE EARLY MAGiCKAL DiARYS by Nemo est Sanctus


• A TREATiSE ON CHAOS PENETRATiON by I Wish My Name Were Nathan


• SLiNG THAT BANDWiDTH, PART I by Clockwork


• MiND PROBE #5: Hagbard by Noni Moon

FiCTiON

• ROY AND KiM RUN A HiGH-SCHOOL PHONE-SEX SERViCE by I Wish My Name Were Nathan


• A WORKiNG MAN CAN BE A HAPPY MAN, BUT AN AIMLESS MAN IS FREE by Kilgore Trout


• CATCH A SIGNAL, CATCH A COLD, CATCH A MOVIE by I Wish My Name Were Nathan


• WASTED TiME by I Wish My Name Were Nathan

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iSSUE #29
(9/23/1996)

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EDiTORiAL

• EDiTORiAL by Kilgore Trout

ARTiCLES

• JUST SAY NO TO BAPTiST COLLEGES by Kilgore Trout

POETRiE

• JUNE-JULY '96 by I Wish My Name Were Nathan

FiCTiON

• AS HE SAT by Nemo est Sanctus


• REMEMBERiNG DiSMEMBERMENT by Kilgore Trout


• ETHAN iN LiMBO: REFLECTiON AND RESURRECTiON by I Wish My Name Were Nathan

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iSSUE #30
(10/23/1996)

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EDiTORiAL

• EDiTORiAL by Kilgore Trout

ARTiCLES

• MiND PROBE #6: Clockwork, Gut Feelings and Immigrant Savior by Noni Moon


• WHY NOT TO VOTE by I Wish My Name Were Nathan


• THE ESSENCE OF MY EXiSTENCE by Clockwork


• CYNiCiSM -- REViVALiSM by I Wish My Name Were Nathan

POETRiE

• THE OTHERREALM by DeMoN

FiCTiON

• SANiTY by Morrigan


• THE ANGEL by Nemo est Sanctus


• ANOTHER HORSE DREAMER'S BLUES by Morrigan


• THE INEXPLICABLE, CLEARLY EXPLAINED by I Wish My Name Were Nathan

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iSSUE #31
(11/23/1996)

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EDiTORiAL

• EDiTORiAL by Kilgore Trout

ARTiCLES

• MiND PROBE #7: Dark Crystal Sphere Floating Between Two Universes, Liminality, and the Weird Tale by Noni Moon


• AN ELECTiON 1996 RETROSPECTiVE by Crux Ansata


• SOCiAL FABRiCATiON by Belgrave

POETRiE

• THE DRAGON by StormChaser


• DON'T STOP SWAYiNG by StormChaser

FiCTiON

• GREECE by Crux Ansata


• PEAS ON EARTH by Clockwork


• MENTAL MALPRACTiCE by Kilgore Trout

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iSSUE #32
(12/23/1996)

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EDiTORiAL

• EDiTORiAL by Kilgore Trout

ARTiCLES

• REMEMBERiNG iNTROVERT by Cybermage


• AD MEMORiAM: iNTROVERT by Dark Crystal Sphere Floating Between Two Universes


• A GENERAL CRiTiQUE OF THE EDUCATiONAL SYSTEM iN THE USA by Water Damage


• THE ALL-AMERICAN BRAIN by I Wish My Name Were Nathan


• THE CRiTiCAL CRUX by Crux Ansata


• FLU EPIDEMIC '96 by I Wish My Name Were Nathan


• MY AMERiCAN HOUSEHOLD by Clockwork

POETRiE

• THE HOLOCAUST OF MAN by StormChaser


• THiS WORLD iS NOT RiGHT by StormChaser

FiCTiON

• WEEK OF DAZE by Kilgore Trout

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iSSUE #33
(1/23/1997)

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EDiTORiAL

• EDiTORiAL by Kilgore Trout

ARTiCLES

• PAGE FROM A DiARY by Crux Ansata


• UNTiTLED DAiLY TORTURE by sweet disease


• A RESPONSE TO CLOCKWORK'S "AN AMERiCAN HOUSEHOLD" by StormChaser


• A NEW YEAR'S EVE PARTY by Noni Moon

POETRiE

• LiFE by DeMoN

FiCTiON

• THE MEN THAT EViL DO by A Piece of Caine


• ALL THAT CAME BACK WAS THE TiDE by Aspiraphale


• WHAT COURT DiD THAT NiGHT by Water Damage


• SELF PORTRAiT: ARTiST WiTH WORDS by Crux Ansata


• DiGGiNG TOWARD THE ROOTS by I Wish My Name Were Nathan

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iSSUE #34
(2/23/1997)

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EDiTORiAL

• EDiTORiAL by Kilgore Trout

ARTiCLES

• LETTER, ON SOLiTUDE by Nemo est Sanctus


• AN ALTERNATiVE PARABLE OF EXiLE FROM PARADiSE by John Forrest-Bamberger


• PAGE FROM A DiARY by Crux Ansata


• POiNTERS TOWARD iLLUMiNATiON THROUGH MiND-CHANGE by I Wish My Name Were Nathan


• i DON'T MiND OTHER GUYS DANCiNG WiTH MY GiRL by Clockwork


• ON THE GENERATiON OF FiCTiON by I Wish My Name Were Nathan

POETRiE

• CLiPPiNGS OF THE WHOLE by The Super Realist


• SPANiSH POEM by Acid Queen


• HEADLIGHTS OF THE WORLD by The Super Realist


• PRiMAL RELUCTANCE by Zadig


• TEMPLE by John Forrest-Bamberger


• AGE OLD QUESTiON OF MADNESS by The Super Realist

FiCTiON

• AGENT X by John Forrest-Bamberger


• RECONNAiTRE by I Wish My Name Were Nathan

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iSSUE #35
(3/23/1997)

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EDiTORiAL

• EDiTORiAL by Kilgore Trout

ARTiCLES

• STALKiNG NONi MOON by I Wish My Name Were Nathan


• PAGE FROM A DiARY by Crux Ansata


• WORDS i CANNOT SAY... by Pyromage


• CONFESSiONS OF AN ACCUSED PAEDOPHiLE by Kilgore Trout


• LETTER, ON FREEDOM by Crux Ansata

POETRiE

• THE WALK by Nomad

FiCTiON

• NiNE GOATS "DiSCUSS" RACiSM AT THE GOAT CONVENTiONS HELD iN UNiTED ARAB EMiRATES by Adidas


• TRANSFUSiON by Morrigan


• OFF i GO by Water Damage


• THE CONFESSiONS -- EXCERPTS FROM THE EARLY MAGiCKAL DiARIES by Nemo est Sanctus

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iSSUE #36
(4/23/1997)

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EDiTORiAL

• EDiTORiAL by Kilgore Trout

ARTiCLES

• MEDiTATiON, ON THE 1997 LiMA RAiD by Crux Ansata


• FURTHER ATTACKS ON THE EDUCATiONAL SYSTEM by Water Damage


• RAMBLiNGS OF A KNEE-BiTER BODHiSATTVA by I Wish My Name Were Nathan


• STiCKS AND STONES... NOTHiNG BUT STiCKS AND STONES by Ace


• PAGE FROM A DiARY by Crux Ansata


• ANSAT'S "GREECE" by Nemo est Sanctus


• MY BLACK-HOLE NOTEBOOK by I Wish My Name Were Nathan

POETRiE

• SEXUAL APOCALYPSE by The Super Realist


• GREEN BERETS CAN'T STEP HERE by Clockwork


• PASSOVER by Blissful Silence


• AGE OLD QUESTiON OF MADNESS II by The Super Realist


• UNTiTLED by StormChaser


• A MiDSLUMMER'S NiGHT'S DREAM by The Super Realist

FiCTiON

• AFTERNOON by Blissful Silence


• SUBURBiA STORY by Water Damage


• PASSED TiME by I Wish My Name Were Nathan


• KALAEDESCOPE by Griphon


• DR. GRAVES AND THE AULD LANG SYNE DiNNER PARTY by John Smith

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iSSUE #37
(5/23/1997)

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EDiTORiAL

• EDiTORiAL by Kilgore Trout

ARTiCLES

• 'A TERRiBLE BEAUTY iS BORN': THE iRiSH EASTER RiSiNG OF 1916 (PART 2) by Captain Moonlight


• REFLECTiONS: STARiNG iNTO THE MiRROR by Derrick's Little Sister


• PAGE FROM A DiARY by Crux Ansata

POETRiE

• A PRAYER FOR SUBURBiA by The Super Realist


• SPiT: iNTERMiSSiON (iNCONTiNENCE) by Alcibiades


• LiQUiD BLACK by Aeon


• THE CONTROLLED, THE GAY, THE POOR by The Super Realist


• DETACHMENT by Aeon


• AGE OLD QUESTiON OF MADNESS, PART III by The Super Realist

FiCTiON

• THE LESSON OF THE BROTHERS BUDDHA AND RATNA HERUKA, or ORPHEUS REX by KidKnee


• YOUTH CULTURE KILLED MY DOG by I Wish My Name Were Nathan


• THE JEWESS by Nemo est Sanctus


• BRAiN FiLTER: A DEPENDENCY ON REALiTY by Kilgore Trout

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iSSUE #38
(6/23/1997)

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EDiTORiAL

• EDiTORiAL by Kilgore Trout

ARTiCLES

• CHANGiNG OF THE GUARD: PREDiCTiONS OF HONG KONG'S HANDOVER by The Super Realist


• REGARDING A BOMBING TRIAL by I Wish My Name Were Nathan

POETRiE

• BiRTH OF A THOUGHT by The Super Realist


• THE ViEW TO WEAVE by The Super Realist

FiCTiON

• THE UNQUESTiONABLE ANSWER by I Wish My Name Were Nathan


• THE FLiES by Crux Ansata

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KiLGORE iS DEAD iSSUE
(9/23/1997)

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EDiTORiAL

• EDiTORiAL / MEMORiAL by the SoB staff

ARTiCLES

• ON SPIDER SHiPS by I Wish My Name Were Nathan


• 'A TERRiBLE BEAUTY iS BORN': THE iRiSH EASTER RiSiNG OF 1916 (PART 3) by Captain Moonlight


• RAMBLiNGS OF SOMEONE WHO DRiNKS PEPSi, BUT DOESN'T REALLY GET STUFF by workclock


• MEDiTATiONS: LiVE FROM NEW YORK by Crux Ansata

POETRiE

• ABSENCE by Aeon


• MULCH by I Wish My Name Were Nathan

FiCTiON

• MONKEY-WRENCH by I Wish My Name Were Nathan


• OUTCLASSED by I Wish My Name Were Nathan

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iSSUE #1000
(10/23/1997)

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EDiTORiAL

• EDITORIAL by I WIsh My Name Were Nathan

FiCTiON

• PANCAKES by I WIsh My Name Were Nathan

ARTiCLES

• DRUNK AS SHIT by The Last ReIch


• PAGES FROM A DIARY by I WIsh My Name Were Nathan

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iSSUE #40
(10/23/1997)

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EDiTORiAL

• EDiTORiAL by Crux Ansata

ARTiCLES

• CAPiTALiSM AND HUMAN NATURE by Crux Ansata


• THE REVOLUTiON iS NOW by Bobbi Sands


• CONFESSiONS OF A MALE FEMiNiST by Crux Ansata


• PAGE FROM A DiARY by Crux Ansata

POETRiE

• UNNAMED BAD POEM by Flying Rat's Nostril


• PROMETHEUS MOURNS by Nemo est Sanctus

FiCTiON

• ALL POWER STEMS FROM... by I Wish My Name Were Nathan


• PREDATOR by Howler in the Shadows


• DANCE OF THE HEKURA by Dark Crystal Sphere Floating Between Two Universes

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iSSUE #AAA# TRANSCRiPTiON
(10/23/1997)

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EDiTORiAL

• EDiTORiAL by Clockwork

ARTiCLES

• BEAUTY iN BEAUTY iN BEAUTY iN BEAUTY by Clockwork


• MY NAME iS JOE by Jay-Joe


• UNTiTLED by Jamal


• UNTiTLED by zer0 degrees


• PUNK ROCK ETHiC by Jay-Joe


• iNSOMNiA by Jay-Joe


• DiD YOU SEE THAT STAR? by Jay-Joe


• ROCK STAR by Jay-Joe


• PLANES OF EXiSTENCE by the Super Realist


• CYCLiC WARS OF MATTER by the Super Realist

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iSSUE #39
(7/23/1997)

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EDiTORiAL

• EDiTORiAL by Noni Moon

ARTiCLES

• HONEY, i FUCKED THE DOG by Glorious Glen


• ON SPiDER SHiPS by I Wish My Name Were Nathan

POETRiE

• YUPPiES PETS NAMES by Radioactive Mutant in Search of Antibiotics


• CYCLiC WARS OF MATTER by The Super Realist


• LADDER RUNG by Joshua Ludwick


• MULCH by I Wish My Name Were Nathan


• PLANES OF EXiSTENCE by The Super Realist


• A PARANOiD CHAUVENiST PERSPECTiVE by Radioactive Mutant in Search of Antibiotics


• MONOLiTH BAND-AiDED THUMB by Joshua Ludwick


• BODHiSATTVA iN A TRENCHCOAT by The Super Realist


• JESUS AND MARY MAGDALENE by Radioactive Mutant in Search of Antibiotics

FiCTiON

• MONKEY-WRENCH by I Wish My Name Were Nathan


• DAViD iN CHAiNS by Radioactive Mutant in Search of Antibiotics


• OUTCLASSED by I Wish My Name Were Nathan

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iSSUE #41
(12/23/1997)

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EDiTORiAL

• EDiTORiAL by Kilgore Trout

ARTiCLES

• WHY i SMOKE by Griphon

POETRiE

• ASSORTED POEMS by the DarthVader

FiCTiON

• THE BRiDGE BUiLDER by Howler in the Shadows


• JARA AND JORMAGUND by Kazakh


• ENTROPY GARDEN by Kilgore Trout


• GOD'S NOTHiNG by Kazakh


• GRADE SCHOOL POLiTiCAL THEORY A-GO-GO by Kilgore Trout


• INFERNAL EARTH by Kazakh


• LEOPARD by Morrigan


• LOOK by I Wish My Name Were Nathan


• THE DAY, OR A DAY JUST LiKE THE DAY THE LADY WiTH THE CROOKED WiG WAS WAiTiNG FOR THE BUS by Betsey


• RECiPROCiTY by I Wish My Name Were Nathan


• EXTiNGUiSHED by Kilgore Trout

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iSSUE #42
(1/23/1998)

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EDiTORiAL

• EDiTORiAL by Kilgore Trout

ARTiCLES

• A TRUCKLOAD OF MiNDLESS, POiNTLESS, EGO-DRiVEN CRAP THAT YOU SHOULD JUST SKiP OVER by Clockwork


• PAGE FROM A DIARY by Crux Ansata


• AMERiCA ONLiNE: A STUDY or A HUMOROUS AND FRiGHTiNiNG LOOK AT AOL by Adidas


• HOW i SPENT MY SUMMER VACATiON by Crux Ansata


• A DiP iNTO ALiEN DREAMTiME by Kilgore Trout

POETRiE

• FERTiLiZER by Janet Buck


• FOR BEAViS AND BUTT-HEAD: FiVE COMMEMORATiVE HAiKUS by Crux Ansata


• BONSAi by Janet Buck

FiCTiON

• ALCESTiS by Kilgore Trout

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iSSUE #43
(2/23/1998)

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EDiTORiAL

• EDiTORiAL by Kilgore Trout

ARTiCLES

• THE WRONG MiNDSET FOR DRUG USE by Clockwork


• SERiOUSLY, JUST DO WHAT YOU WANT by I Wish My Name Were Nathan


• SEVENTEEN SiDES OF A CONVERSATiON by Clockwork

POETRiE

• UNTiTLED by Kilgore Trout


• GNOSTiC LOVE GONE AWRY by Kilgore Trout

FiCTiON

• BANGKOK ANNIE by Rich Logsdon


• NO REGRETS by Morrigan


• THE STARS BETWEEN THE STARS by Dark Crystal Sphere Floating Between Two Universes


• WHERE'S MY DOG? by Kilgore Trout

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iSSUE #44
(3/23/1998)

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EDiTORiAL

• GUESSED EDiTORiAL by Clockwork

ARTiCLES

• EiGHT-YEAR-OLD LAWYERS AND MiDDLE-AGED LESBIANS by Clockwork


• THE METAPHOR OF ONE HAND CLAPPiNG by KidKnee


• M iS FOR MANiFESTO by Clockwork


• PAGE FROM A DiARY by Crux Ansata

POETRiE

• UNTiTLED by Rally


• EXHAUSTED GRAVITY by Japhy Ryder


• MORNiNG POEM by Japhy Ryder

FiCTiON

• MR. SARDONiCUS: A Domestic Comedy by Rich Logsdon


• JiM JEFFRiES, AT YOUR SERViCE by Rich Logsdon


• A MOTHER'S HEART by Dark Crystal Sphere Floating Between Two Universes


• MiRRORED by Kilgore Trout


• ACT ZERO by Kilgore Trout


• AGENT OF MARROW (PART I) by Clockwork


• FAiTH, HOPE, AND PROFiT by Morrigan


• iNTERTEXUAL REALiTY by Kilgore Trout

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iSSUE #45
(4/23/1998)

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EDiTORiAL

• EDiTORiAL by Kilgore Trout

ARTiCLES

• A FOOL by Patchwork


• A BEAUTiFUL DAY iN iNSANiTY by Bixenta Moonchild

POETRiE

• FADiNG MAGiCiAN AND THE SiCKNESS by Bixenta Moonchild


• HUZZAH HUZZAH by Kilgore Trout


• JACKPOT by Japhy Ryder

FiCTiON

• CiTYSCAPE by Morrigan


• PARABLE OF THE AMPHiBiAN by I Wish My Name Were Nathan


• A DARKWiNGED ANGEL by Howler in the Shadows


• SAViNG FACE by Kilgore Trout


• EVAN GETS HiS ASS KiCKED by I Wish My Name Were Nathan


• BATHTUB by Bixenta Moonchild


• ANESTHESiA DREAMS by Morrigan


• A PERFECT SKY by Kilgore Trout

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iSSUE #46
(5/23/1998)

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EDiTORiAL

• EDiTORiAL by Kilgore Trout

ARTiCLES

• iCONS FROM THE WATER TABLES by Clockwork


• PAGES FROM A DIARY by Crux Ansata

POETRiE

• UNTiTLED by Howler in the shadows


• DEAD SPAWN ELEMENTALS by Rudi


• THE 11:30 TO CHiCAGO by Howler in the Shadows

FiCTiON

• THE PROFESSOR STRUGGLES WiTH HiS CRAFT by Rich Logsdon


• TENDER LOVE by Rich Logsdon

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iSSUE #47
(6/23/1998)

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EDiTORiAL

• EDiTORiAL by Kilgore Trout

ARTiCLES

• RABBiT HOLES EXPLORED by Sweater Girl


• MOViNG by I Wish My Name Were Nathan


• HEAD MANA by Clockwork


• JOURNAL: RUSSiAN MONKS AND A WEEPiNG iCON by Dark Crystal Sphere Floating Between Two Universes


• FOR ALL OF YOU by Clockwork


• PAGES FROM A DiARY by Crux Ansata

POETRiE

• THE SACRiFiCE by Robert James Berry


• RESTiNG PLACE by Robert James Berry


• STATUE by Robert James Berry

FiCTiON

• BLOODY Z by Rich Logsdon


• AGENT OF MARROW (Part II, L' Estremita) by Clockwork


• ALEX THE WOLF-GOD by Rich Logsdon

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iSSUE #48
(7/23/1998)

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EDiTORiAL

• EDiTORiAL by Kilgore Trout

ARTiCLES

• CLASS: MARXiST AND AMERiCAN by Crux Ansata


• NO PARiS TO FORGET by Clockwork


• THE BRAVE, KINDA NEW WORLD OF PSYCHOPHARMACOLOGY by Morrigan


• VERNA CARRiGAN by Sweater Girl


• PAGES FROM A DiARY by Crux Ansata

POETRiE

• FOR GRANTED by Radioactive Mutant in Search of Antibiotics


• TiTAN by Radioactive Mutant in Search of Antibiotics

FiCTiON

• VERONiCA by Kilgore Trout


• AN EVENiNG AT STiNKY PETE'S by Rich Logsdon


• REiNCARNATED HiTLER, WHAT? by Kilgore Trout


• YOU TOOK THE WORDS by Sophie Random

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iSSUE #49
(9/23/1998)

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EDiTORiAL

• EDiTORiAL by Kilgore Trout

ARTiCLES

• PASSiNG DREMAY WAYBACK WiSHES by Clockwork


• CONSiDERATiONS ON MONATARiSM by Crux Ansata


• iT'S LONELY ON MARS by Clockwork

POETRiE

• COOL PRESSiNG by Marie A. Kazalia


• UNTiTLED by Griphon


• TRANSFiXed by Marie A. Kazalia


• CROSSWALKS by Downtime


• FAXSiMiLE by Marie A. Kazalia

FiCTiON

• SOMETHiNG ABOUT DELAYS by I Wish My Name Were Nathan


• NiCKY AND THE PORN QUEEN by Rich Logsdon


• FRAGMENT #1 by Downtime


• i AM ALEX by Rich Logsdon


• THE HiGHER THiRD by I Wish My Name Were Nathan


• HOW SPECiAL DO YOU FEEL? by Griphon


• VOiCES CARRY by Sophie Random

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iSSUE #50
(10/23/1998)

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EDiTORiAL

• EDiTORiAL by Kilgore Trout

ARTiCLES

• Y2K by Clockwork

POETRiE

• TRANSGRESSiON TO SUGARPOP by The Super Realist


• ON DANTE AND LOS ANGELES by Japhy Ryder


• FOR THE LOVE OF GOD by Dark Crystal Sphere Floating Between Two Universes


• MEDiTATiON AT POiNT DEFiANCE by The Super Realist


• THiS OLD BOY by Japhy Ryder

FiCTiON

• DOUBLE TAKE by Kilgore Trout


• WORD PUDDING WiTHOUT THE SKiN by I Wish My Name Were Nathan


• HEADSUCK EPiTAPH by Kilgore Trout

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iSSUE #51
(11/23/1998)

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EDiTORiAL

• EDiTORiAL by Kilgore Trout

ARTiCLES

• MARY BLUE by Clockwork


• iN FAVOR OF iMPEACHMENT by Crux Ansata


• THE WAY THE NEWS SHOULD BE -- 20NOV98 by The Super Realist


• WESTWARD, HO by Clockwork

POETRiE

• DO iT NOW, SLEEPiNG FiSH by The Super Realist


• MEDiTATiONS AT COMMENCEMENT BAY by The Super Realist

FiCTiON

• BLiNDNESS by Crux Ansata


• COMPiLE by Sophie Random


• iMPLEMENTiNG iMPOTENCE by Kilgore Trout

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iSSUE #52
(1/23/1999)

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EDiTORiAL

• EDiTORiAL by Kilgore Trout

ARTiCLES

• THE WAY THE NEWS SHOULD BE REPORTED -- 16OCT98 by The Super Realist


• PREMATURE ELECTiONATiON by Clockwork


• FURTHER iCONS FROM THE WATER TABLES, MODULE ONE OF TWO by Clockwork


• THE WAY THE NEWS SHOULD BE REPORTED -- 24DEC98 by The Super Realist


• 18 JANUARY 1999 Reflections on Black Liberation by Crux Ansata


• THE REiGN OF NiCOTiANA TABACUM by Bixenta Moonchild


• FREAKS ON FiLM by Kilgore Trout

POETRiE

• MEDiTATiON AT OCCiDENTAL PARK by The Super Realist

FiCTiON

• COMMENCEMENT SPEECH AT TRUMPET COLLEGE TO THE DECEMBER GRADUATiNG CLASS OF 1998 by I Wish My Name Were Nathan


• THE REiNS OF FATE by Dan Safarik


• THE LONG SLEEP by I Wish My Name Were Nathan

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iSSUE #53
(2/23/1999)

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EDiTORiAL

• EDiTORiAL by Kilgore Trout

ARTiCLES

• PROPHECiES OF CLOCKWORK: 1999 by Clockwork


• FURTHER iCONS FROM THE WATER TABLES, MODULE TWO OF TWO by Clockwork

FiCTiON

• A TREATiSE ON FRUiT by Clockwork


• DOCTORED by Kilgore Trout


• AN iNCONVENiENCE by Sophie Random

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iSSUE #54
(3/23/1999)

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EDiTORiAL

• EDiTORiAL by Kilgore Trout

ARTiCLES

• ON SERBiA by Crux Ansata


• SCREENPLAY #48 by Clockwork


• THE CRiTiCAL CRUX by Crux Ansata


• THE PROCESS OF WRiTiNG -- A FAiRY TALE by Kilgore Trout


• GAURA PURNiMA: MONDAY NiGHT WiTH THE HARE KRiSHNAS by Dark Crystal Sphere Floating Between Two Universes


• THE SEXUAL STATE OF CONSCiOUSNESS by Crux Ansata

POETRiE

• MY LAST POEM OF THE CENTURY, THANKFULLY by Clockwork

FiCTiON

• JACQUES STANDiSH by Clockwork


• REALiTY SUCKERS by Kilgore Trout


• A DOCUMENTARY by Sophie Random


• FiRST DRAFT by I Wish My Name Were Nathan


• UNPRONOUNCED by Kilgore Trout

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iSSUE #55
(5/23/1999)

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EDiTORiAL

• EDiTORiAL by Kilgore Trout

ARTiCLES

• THE CRiTiCAL CRUX by Crux Ansata


• ONE EXPERiENCE by Clockwork


• THOUGHTS ON FASCiSM by Crux Ansata

FiCTiON

• BUTTERFLY by Holly Day


• MORTiFiCATiON by Bixenta Moonchild


• DOOM AND iTS MiRROR iMAGE by D.L. Brown


• BLEEDTHROUGH by Kilgore Trout

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iSSUE #56
(6/23/1999)

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EDiTORiAL

• EDiTORiAL by Kilgore Trout

ARTiCLES

• REFLECTiONS ON KOSOVO by Crux Ansata


• RHAPSODY iN D MiNOR by Clockwork


• SUNDAY, DESERT WASTELAND by I Wish My Name Were Nathan


• DOCUMENT 04.25.99 by Kilgore Trout


• GUiLTY BRAiN (EROTiCK-TOCK) by I Wish My Name Were Nathan

POETRiE

• THE THOUGHT OF iSLANDS by Robert James Berry


• STONE CRADLES by Robert James Berry

FiCTiON

• EVERYBODY LOVES A FOOL by Kilgore Trout


• OFF WiTH THE BLiSS by Clockwork

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iSSUE #57
(8/23/1999)

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EDiTORiAL

• EDiTORiAL by Kilgore Trout

ARTiCLES

• TWO HOURS iN A CHAiR by Clockwork


• FOR MYSELF, TO WHOM iT MAY CONCERN by Sophie Random


• PAGES FROM A DiARY by Crux Ansata

FiCTiON

• OBNOCKS FEM AND OTHER DiSTANT by Clockwork


• HERMENEUTiCAL SCAM #2 by I Wish My Name Were Nathan


• EXCERPTS FROM G ST. by Clockwork


• SUBDUED JiHAD ON CANVAS #4 by Kilgore Trout

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iSSUE #58
(10/23/1999)

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EDiTORiAL

• EDiTORiAL by Kilgore Trout

ARTiCLES

• ALMOST LiKE SPACE MOUNTAiN by Clockwork


• ALMOST LiKE THE TEACUP RiDE by Clockwork


• ALMOST LiKE iT'S A SMALL WORLD AFTER ALL by Clockwork

POETRiE

• THE NAME by Duane Locke


• PHOTOGRAPH: REFLECTED MOON by Crux Ansata

FiCTiON

• AFTERHOURS by Simone Magus


• RAiNY AUGUST MOON by I Wish My Name Were Nathan


• CLUTCH, SHiFT, GAS by MadS


• ROUND ABOUT by I Wish My Name Were Nathan


• FOUR WORDS BACK by Kilgore Trout


• STATE OF THE UNiON by I Wish My Name Were Nathan

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iSSUE #59
(12/23/1999)

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EDiTORiAL

• EDiTORiAL by Kilgore Trout

ARTiCLES

• RESPONSE TO A READER by Crux Ansata


• TWO HOURS iN TWO CHAiRS by Clockwork


• THREE HOURS iN TWO CHAiRS by Clockwork


• THREE HOURS iN THREE CHAiRS by Clockwork

POETRiE

• [balancing myself against the other] by Morrigan

FiCTiON

• LOST by MadS


• A LETTER SLiPPED UNDER THE DOOR by Kafka Gramsci

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iSSUE #60
(2/23/2000)

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EDiTORiAL

• EDiTORiAL by Kilgore Trout

ARTiCLES

• WHERE HAVE THEY ALL GONE by Jim Sullivan


• SPARE PARTS AND OTHER BAD METAPHORS by Griphon


• THE GiRL iN COLLEGE by Simone Magus


• BOXES by No One Important


• FREE TEE REE! by Captain Moonlight


• WHY TERRORiSM? by Crux Ansata

POETRiE

• AN ALASKAN SEAFOOD CONVERSATiON: THiRD EDiTiON by Carlton Mellick III


• THE ALLEY by Crux Ansata

FiCTiON

• MENTAL NOTES: THE OiL CHANGE by I Wish My Name Were Nathan


• THE UMBRELLA NOTES OF A DEATH STRUGGLE by Kafka Gramsci


• TREES ARE THEiR ROOTS by William Harmer


• iNTERNAL DiALOGUE (REFLECTiON WiTHOUT LiGHT) by I Wish My Name Were Nathan


• AFTER READiNG THE 3RD ESSAY FOR THE 15TH TiME by Kafka Gramsci


• AN EXAMiNATiON OF THE FEAR OF LiViNG FOREVER by Kilgore Trout

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iSSUE #61
(3/23/2000)

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EDiTORiAL

• EDiTORiAL by Kilgore Trout

FiCTiON

• ENTERiNG THE STORY by Kafka Gramsci


• WORKER BEES iN HONEY by I Wish My Name Were Nathan


• BON APPETiT by Elizabeth Howkins


• HARD TO TELL by Bryan Nally


• FAKiNG MiLAN KUNDERA by Kafka Gramsci


• THE ECSTASY OF MS. TERESA by J. Lynn Fraser


• ASCENDiNG ON A BiKE by I Wish My Name Were Nathan


• FAKiNG CALViNO by Kafka Gramsci


• THiS DiDN'T HAPPEN by Clockwork

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iSSUE #62
(4/23/2000)

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EDiTORiAL

• EDiTORiAL by Kilgore Trout

ARTiCLES

• VARiATiONS ON A CONDOM THEME by Jim Sullivan


• TWO PARAGRAPHS iN A LECTURE HALL by Clockwork


• REViEW: POST-NUCLEAR PLAYERS' OKLAHOMA! iS A HiT by Frederick Larrabee

POETRiE

• WEiGHT by Mark Phillips

FiCTiON

• CONCERNiNG RAZOR BLADES by None of the Above


• FLYiNG TO THE CiTY OF GOD by Rich Logsdon


• NiGHTSHiFT by Dave Dreher


• SCRATCHiNG OLD WOUNDS WiTH NEW FiNGERNAiLS by Griphon

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iSSUE #63
(5/23/2000)

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EDiTORiAL

• EDiTORiAL by Clockwork

ARTiCLES

• THE DYSFUNCTiONAL DATiNG GAME by Griphon


• PLEASE REMEMBER, YOU ARE iN A COMPUTER SCiENCE CLASS by Clockwork

POETRiE

• BOX OF NERVES by Richard Denner


• AT THE GAME RESERVE by Richard Denner


• DENSELY PACKED by Richard Denner

FiCTiON

• THE TALKiNG DOG by MadS


• THE BROTHERS LESAUKAS by J. Lang Wood


• WHiRS AND CLANGS by Archie V. Taylor


• POOF by Benjamin Newell


• MEOW by sam51


• THE ViEW FROM THE KiTCHEN CUPBOARD by Kafka Gramsci

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iSSUE #64
(6/23/2000)

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EDiTORiAL

• EDiTORiAL by Kilgore Trout

FiCTiON

• CHAOS GENERATOR by I Wish My Name Were Nathan


• THE NEiGHBOR'S STEPS by Kafka Gramsci


• MAWN by K. Mark Hoover


• THE HUNT OF THE SiLVER-STREAKED GHOST DOG by Kafka Gramsci

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iSSUE #65
(8/23/2000)

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EDiTORiAL

• EDiTORiAL by Kilgore Trout

ARTiCLES

• CALCULUS iN SMALL NUMBERS by Clockwork


• MEDiTATiONS -- LiTTLE RiVER CAFE by The Super Realist


• WHEN PLANES ATROPHY by Griphon

POETRiE

• BUBBLES FROM A DiARY by Crux Ansata


• SOLiDARiTY by Kafka Gramsci

FiCTiON

• BEHiND CLOSED DOORS by Chris Glanzer


• JOHNNY QUiCK PEN DOCUMENT THAT THOUGHT by Bryan Nally


• HEMiNGWAY'S GHOST by Mel Waldman


• WiCKED DREAMS by Rich Logsdon


• THE STREET VENDORS WERE SELLiNG LiSA by Kafka Gramsci


• SiLENCE by Dave Dreher

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iSSUE #66
(10/23/2000)

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EDiTORiAL

• EDiTORiAL by Kilgore Trout

ARTiCLES

• A PARTiAL iNFORMAL SPECULATiON ON SYNCHRONiCiTY by Clockwork

POETRiE

• SHE PEERS DEEP by Jeremy Nguyen

FiCTiON

• LOVE STORY by Kafka Gramsci


• LiViNG ROOM by Mel Waldman


• FATHER AND SON by Kafka Gramsci


• THE TRYST by Mel Waldman


• DOMESTiC TERRORiSM, PART ONE by Mike Dowell

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iSSUE #67
(11/23/2000)

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EDiTORiAL

• EDiTORiAL by Kilgore Trout

ARTiCLES

• BiBLE BELT BEELZEBUB by Gary Sloan


• FAREWELL TO STATE OF UNBEiNG by Crux Ansata

FiCTiON

• DOMESTiC TERRORiSM, PART TWO by Mike Dowell


• RUGBURNS by David Nielsen

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iSSUE #68
(1/23/2001)

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EDiTORiAL

• EDiTORiAL by Kilgore Trout

ARTiCLES

• A BRiEF ESSAY ON iNDECiSiON 2000 by Kafka Gramsci

POETRiE

• SPLEEN by Dark Crystal Sphere Floating Between Two Universes

FiCTiON

• SiX MONTHS OF NOTHiNG by I Wish My Name Were Nathan


• DARK THiNGS by Rich Logsdon


• 5, 95 by Griphon

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iSSUE #69
(3/23/2001)

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EDiTORiAL

• EDiTORiAL by Kilgore Trout

ARTiCLES

• THE MARDi GRAS ViOLENCE iN AUSTiN, 2001: AN EYEWiTNESS ACCOUNT by Captain Moonlight


• HURT by Asttct Fasuath


• THE ABCS OF NONTHEiSTiC EVOLUTiON by Gary Sloan


• A LECTURE, UNTiL i STOPPED WRiTiNG by Clockwork

POETRiE

• CHiLD FORSAKEN by Crux Ansata

FiCTiON

• MONOLOGUE by detego

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iSSUE #70
(7/23/2001)

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EDiTORiAL

• EDiTORiAL by Kilgore Trout

ARTiCLES

• A SiNGLE SERViNG iNTERLUDE by Kilgore Trout


• NO RETURN ADDRESS by Griphon

POETRiE

• CARBOELECTRiC OCTOPHANT MACHiNEMASK by Mike Day

FiCTiON

• ARCHAEOLOGY by Dark Crystal Sphere Floating Between Two Universes


• SOCiAL AWKWARDNESS by I Wish My Name Were Nathan

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SORTED BY TiTLE

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Editorials * Articles * Poetrie * Fiction

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EDiTORiALS

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• EDiTORiAL by Kilgore Trout (#1)


• EDiTORiAL by Kilgore Trout (#2)


• EDiTORiAL by Kilgore Trout (#3)


• EDiTORiAL by Kilgore Trout (#4)


• EDiTORiAL by Kilgore Trout (#5)


• EDiTORiAL by Kilgore Trout (#6)


• EDiTORiAL by Kilgore Trout (#7)


• EDiTORiAL by Kilgore Trout (#9)


• EDiTORiAL by Kilgore Trout (#10)


• EDiTORiAL by Kilgore Trout (#11)


• EDiTORiAL by Kilgore Trout (#12)


• EDiTORiAL by Kilgore Trout (#13)


• EDiTORiAL by Kilgore Trout (TLi)


• EDiTORiAL by Kilgore Trout (#15)


• EDiTORiAL by Kilgore Trout (#16)


• EDiTORiAL by Kilgore Trout (#18)


• EDiTORiAL by Kilgore Trout (#19)


• EDiTORiAL by Kilgore Trout (#20)


• EDiTORiAL by Kilgore Trout (#21)


• EDiTORiAL by Kilgore Trout (#22)


• EDiTORiAL by Kilgore Trout (#23)


• EDiTORiAL by Kilgore Trout (#24)


• EDiTORiAL by Kilgore Trout (#25)


• EDiTORiAL by Kilgore Trout (#26)


• EDiTORiAL by Kilgore Trout (#27)


• EDiTORiAL by Kilgore Trout (#28)


• EDiTORiAL by Kilgore Trout (#29)


• EDiTORiAL by Kilgore Trout (#30)


• EDiTORiAL by Kilgore Trout (#31)


• EDiTORiAL by Kilgore Trout (#32)


• EDiTORiAL by Kilgore Trout (#33)


• EDiTORiAL by Kilgore Trout (#34)


• EDiTORiAL by Kilgore Trout (#35)


• EDiTORiAL by Kilgore Trout (#36)


• EDiTORiAL by Kilgore Trout (#37)


• EDiTORiAL by Kilgore Trout (#38)


• EDITORIAL by I WIsh My Name Were Nathan (#1000)


• EDiTORiAL by Crux Ansata (#40)


• EDiTORiAL by Clockwork (#AAA#)


• EDiTORiAL by Noni Moon (#39)


• EDiTORiAL by Kilgore Trout (#41)


• EDiTORiAL by Kilgore Trout (#42)


• EDiTORiAL by Kilgore Trout (#43)


• EDiTORiAL by Kilgore Trout (#45)


• EDiTORiAL by Kilgore Trout (#46)


• EDiTORiAL by Kilgore Trout (#47)


• EDiTORiAL by Kilgore Trout (#48)


• EDiTORiAL by Kilgore Trout (#49)


• EDiTORiAL by Kilgore Trout (#50)


• EDiTORiAL by Kilgore Trout (#51)


• EDiTORiAL by Kilgore Trout (#52)


• EDiTORiAL by Kilgore Trout (#53)


• EDiTORiAL by Kilgore Trout (#54)


• EDiTORiAL by Kilgore Trout (#55)


• EDiTORiAL by Kilgore Trout (#56)


• EDiTORiAL by Kilgore Trout (#57)


• EDiTORiAL by Kilgore Trout (#58)


• EDiTORiAL by Kilgore Trout (#59)


• EDiTORiAL by Kilgore Trout (#60)


• EDiTORiAL by Kilgore Trout (#61)


• EDiTORiAL by Kilgore Trout (#62)


• EDiTORiAL by Clockwork (#63)


• EDiTORiAL by Kilgore Trout (#64)


• EDiTORiAL by Kilgore Trout (#65)


• EDiTORiAL by Kilgore Trout (#66)


• EDiTORiAL by Kilgore Trout (#67)


• EDiTORiAL by Kilgore Trout (#68)


• EDiTORiAL by Kilgore Trout (#69)


• EDiTORiAL by Kilgore Trout (#70)


• EDiTORiAL / MEMORiAL by the SoB staff (KiD)


• GUESSED EDiTORiAL by I Wish My Name Were Nathan (#14)


• GUESSED EDiTORiAL by Crux Ansata (#17)


• GUESSED EDiTORiAL by Clockwork (#44)

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ARTiCLES

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• 'A TERRiBLE BEAUTY iS BORN': THE iRiSH EASTER RiSiNG OF 1916 by Captain Moonlight (#18)


• 'A TERRiBLE BEAUTY iS BORN': THE iRiSH EASTER RiSiNG OF 1916 (PART 2) by Captain Moonlight (#37)


• 'A TERRiBLE BEAUTY iS BORN': THE iRiSH EASTER RiSiNG OF 1916 (PART 3) by Captain Moonlight (KiD)


• 'JAMES CONNOLLY' [1]: ANNOTATED LYRiCS by Captain Moonlight (#13)


• 18 JANUARY 1999 Reflections on Black Liberation by Crux Ansata (#52)


• THE ABCS OF NONTHEiSTiC EVOLUTiON by Gary Sloan (#69)


• AD MEMORiAM: iNTROVERT by Dark Crystal Sphere Floating Between Two Universes (#32)


• ADiDAS' TRiBUTE TO HiSTORY -- HENRY MONTH by Adidas (#15)


• AiDS Update by Clockwork (#15)


• THE ALL-AMERICAN BRAIN by I Wish My Name Were Nathan (#32)


• ALMOST LiKE iT'S A SMALL WORLD AFTER ALL by Clockwork (#58)


• ALMOST LiKE SPACE MOUNTAiN by Clockwork (#58)


• ALMOST LiKE THE TEACUP RiDE by Clockwork (#58)


• AN ALTERNATiVE PARABLE OF EXiLE FROM PARADiSE by John Forrest-Bamberger (#34)


• AMERiCA ONLiNE: A STUDY or A HUMOROUS AND FRiGHTiNiNG LOOK AT AOL by Adidas (#42)


• ANNiHiLATiON BEYOND NiHiLiSM by KidKnee (#6)


• ANSAT'S "GREECE" by Nemo est Sanctus (#36)


• AUTOMATiON: SUPPLANTiNG THE WORKER by Lares et Penates (#17)


• BABBLiNGS OF AN iNSOMNiAC by I Wish My Name Were Nathan (#9)


• A BEAUTiFUL DAY iN iNSANiTY by Bixenta Moonchild (#45)


• BEAUTY iN BEAUTY iN BEAUTY iN BEAUTY by Clockwork (#AAA#)


• THE BEGGAR CRACKDOWN by Captain Moonlight (#7)


• BiBLE BELT BEELZEBUB by Gary Sloan (#67)


• BLOOD ON THE STREETS: EVERYMAN'S GUiDE TO GUERRiLLA WARFARE (Part I) by Captain Moonlight (#13)


• BLOOD ON THE STREETS: EVERYMAN'S GUiDE TO GUERRiLLA WARFARE (Part II) by Captain Moonlight (#14)


• BLOOD ON THE STREETS: EVERYMAN'S GUiDE TO GUERRiLLA WARFARE (Part III) by Captain Moonlight (#16)


• BOXES by No One Important (#60)


• THE BRAVE, KINDA NEW WORLD OF PSYCHOPHARMACOLOGY by Morrigan (#48)


• A BRiEF ESSAY ON iNDECiSiON 2000 by Kafka Gramsci (#68)


• A BRiEF iNTRODUCTiON TO HiGH SCHOOL by I Wish My Name Were Nathan (#14)


• BUBBA AND JiM BOB GO TO JAiL by Captain Moonlight (TLi)


• CALCULUS iN SMALL NUMBERS by Clockwork (#65)


• CAPiTALiSM & AMERiCA'S DECLiNE by Lares et Penates (#17)


• CAPiTALiSM AND HUMAN NATURE by Crux Ansata (#40)


• CHALLENGE by Nomad (#10)


• CHANGiNG OF THE GUARD: PREDiCTiONS OF HONG KONG'S HANDOVER by The Super Realist (#38)


• CHRiSTMAS, 1994 by Captain Moonlight (#12)


• CLASS: MARXiST AND AMERiCAN by Crux Ansata (#48)


• THE CONFESSiONS -- EXCERPTS FROM THE EARLY MAGiCKAL DiARYS by Nemo Est Sanctus (#3)


• THE CONFESSiONS -- EXCERPTS FROM THE EARLY MAGiCKAL DiARYS by Nemo est Sanctus (#28)


• CONFESSiONS OF A MALE FEMiNiST by Crux Ansata (#40)


• CONFESSiONS OF AN ACCUSED PAEDOPHiLE by Kilgore Trout (#35)


• A CONJECTURAL DiSCOURSE ON HAPPiNESS by KidKnee (#16)


• CONSiDERATiONS ON MONATARiSM by Crux Ansata (#49)


• CRiME & PUNiSHMENT by Lares et Penates (#17)


• THE CRiTiCAL CRUX by Crux Ansata (#32)


• THE CRiTiCAL CRUX by Crux Ansata (#54)


• THE CRiTiCAL CRUX by Crux Ansata (#55)


• CYCLiC WARS OF MATTER by the Super Realist (#AAA#)


• CYNiCiSM -- REViVALiSM by I Wish My Name Were Nathan (#30)


• DADA, NiETZSCHE, AND THE ASCETiC iDEAL by I Wish My Name Were Nathan (#25)


• DAMN STRAiGHT I'M MAD AT YOU by KidKnee (#6)


• DEAD PRESiDENTS WITH A SiCKLY PALLOR by Captain Moonlight (#4)


• DEDiCATED TO MiCHAEL COLLiNS by Bobbi Sands (#11)


• A DEFENSE OF TERRORiSM by Bobbi Sands (#4)


• THE DESTiNY OF LiFE by Hagbard (#11)


• DiD YOU SEE THAT STAR? by Jay-Joe (#AAA#)


• A DiP iNTO ALiEN DREAMTiME by Kilgore Trout (#42)


• DiSCOURSE ON SOMETHiNG OR ANOTHER by Kilgore Trout (#19)


• DOCUMENT 04.25.99 by Kilgore Trout (#56)


• THE DOWNFALL OF AMERiCAN CONSCiOUSNESS by Hagbard (#18)


• DRUNK AS SHIT by The Last ReIch (#1000)


• THE DYSFUNCTiONAL DATiNG GAME by Griphon (#63)


• EiGHT-YEAR-OLD LAWYERS AND MiDDLE-AGED LESBIANS by Clockwork (#44)


• AN ELECTiON 1996 RETROSPECTiVE by Crux Ansata (#31)


• ENFORCEMENT OF MORALiTY AND ANARCHiST DiRECT ACTiON by Bobbi Sands (#23)


• THE ESSENCE OF MY EXiSTENCE by Clockwork (#30)


• EVERY CHiLD NEEDS THE MEDiA by Clockwork (#28)


• EVOLUTiON OF A COWARD by I Wish My Name Were Nathan (#18)


• FAREWELL TO STATE OF UNBEiNG by Crux Ansata (#67)


• FLU EPIDEMIC '96 by I Wish My Name Were Nathan (#32)


• A FOOL by Patchwork (#45)


• FOR ALL OF YOU by Clockwork (#47)


• FOR MYSELF, TO WHOM iT MAY CONCERN by Sophie Random (#57)


• FRAGMENTS FROM THE GOSPEL OF MATTHiAS by Nemo est Sanctus (#13)


• FREAKS ON FiLM by Kilgore Trout (#52)


• FREE BORN by Nomad (#10)


• FREE TEE REE! by Captain Moonlight (#60)


• FURTHER ATTACKS ON THE EDUCATiONAL SYSTEM by Water Damage (#36)


• FURTHER iCONS FROM THE WATER TABLES, MODULE ONE OF TWO by Clockwork (#52)


• FURTHER iCONS FROM THE WATER TABLES, MODULE TWO OF TWO by Clockwork (#53)


• GAURA PURNiMA: MONDAY NiGHT WiTH THE HARE KRiSHNAS by Dark Crystal Sphere Floating Between Two Universes (#54)


• A GENERAL CRiTiQUE OF THE EDUCATiONAL SYSTEM iN THE USA by Water Damage (#32)


• GENESiS, CHAPTER 2.3 by The Reverand Toad (#9)


• GEORGE BUSH -- HiS LiFE AND CRiMES, PART ONE: iN THE BEGiNNiNG by Clockwork (#13)


• THE GiRL iN COLLEGE by Simone Magus (#60)


• GOODBYE by I Wish My Name Were Nathan (#21)


• THE GRiD IDEOLOGY by Hagbard (#2)


• GUiDE TO THE CONSCiENCE OF THE iRREPRESSiBLE YOUTH by Roger Abramson (#24)


• GUiLTY BRAiN (EROTiCK-TOCK) by I Wish My Name Were Nathan (#56)


• HAPPiLY COMMERCIALiSiNG EVERYTHiNG, PART 2 by Belgrave (#27)


• HAPPiLY COMMERCiALiZiNG EVERYTHiNG, PART 1 by Belgrave (#26)


• HEAD MANA by Clockwork (#47)


• HERE'S WHAT THE HUMAN RACE CAN DO by I Wish My Name Were Nathan (#22)


• HiDiNG OUT ON HALLOWEEN: ViDEOS TO EASE THE GUiLT by Drew Feinberg (#19)


• HONEY, i FUCKED THE DOG by Glorious Glen (#39)


• HOW i SPENT MY SUMMER VACATiON by Crux Ansata (#42)


• HURT by Asttct Fasuath (#69)


• i DON'T MiND OTHER GUYS DANCiNG WiTH MY GiRL by Clockwork (#34)


• i WiSH i WERE A GURU by I Wish My Name Were Nathan (#17)


• iCONS FROM THE WATER TABLES by Clockwork (#46)


• THE iMMORTAL SOUL by Clockwork (#3)


• iN FAVOR OF iMPEACHMENT by Crux Ansata (#51)


• iNSiDE JOKES FOR FUN AND PROFiT by mogel (#18)


• iNSOMNiA by Jay-Joe (#AAA#)


• iNTELLiGENCE AGENTS ANONYMOUS by Bobbi Sands (TLi)


• AN iNTERViEW WiTH KiLGORE TROUT by Mogel (#16)


• iT iS ALL PART OF THE ART by Clockwork (#2)


• iT'S LONELY ON MARS by Clockwork (#49)


• JOURNAL: RUSSiAN MONKS AND A WEEPiNG iCON by Dark Crystal Sphere Floating Between Two Universes (#47)


• JUST SAY NO TO BAPTiST COLLEGES by Kilgore Trout (#29)


• KiLL 'EM ALL: THE TRUTH ABOUT AiDS by Clockwork (#14)


• LABELS by Nomad (#10)


• A LECTURE, UNTiL i STOPPED WRiTiNG by Clockwork (#69)


• A LETTER NEVER SENT or ALL i'D SAY iF i BUT HAD THE WORDS by Crux Ansata (#2)


• A LETTER TO THE WORLD, POSTED ON A TREE by Griphon (#10)


• LETTER, ON FREEDOM by Crux Ansata (#35)


• LETTER, ON SOLiTUDE by Nemo est Sanctus (#34)


• LIES, LIES, LAYS by I Wish My Name Were Nathan (#16)


• M iS FOR MANiFESTO by Clockwork (#44)


• THE MARDi GRAS ViOLENCE iN AUSTiN, 2001: AN EYEWiTNESS ACCOUNT by Captain Moonlight (#69)


• MARTYR OF THE GRUNGE-FOLK by Kilgore Trout (#4)


• MARY BLUE by Clockwork (#51)


• MASTURBATiON by Smack Ruby (#10)


• MASTURBATiON OF THE SENSES by Clockwork (#3)


• ME by Morrigan (#25)


• MEDiTATiON, ON THE 1997 LiMA RAiD by Crux Ansata (#36)


• MEDiTATiONS -- LiTTLE RiVER CAFE by The Super Realist (#65)


• MEDiTATiONS: LiVE FROM NEW YORK by Crux Ansata (#7)


• MEDiTATiONS: LiVE FROM NEW YORK by Crux Ansata (KiD)


• MEMOiRS OF BOREDOM by Phadrous (#12)


• THE METAPHOR OF ONE HAND CLAPPiNG by KidKnee (#44)


• MiND PROBE #1: Kilgore Trout, Smoke Rings and Silly Seriousness by Noni Moon (#23)


• MiND PROBE #2: Griphon, Merry Prankster/Zen Bastard by Noni Moon (#24)


• MiND PROBE #3: I Wish My Name Were Nathan, Irrepressible Youth and Conscience by Noni Moon (#25)


• MiND PROBE #4, Part B: Crux Ansata, Political Autobiography by Noni Moon (#27)


• MiND PROBE #4: Crux Ansata, CiA Spies and Strange Loops by Noni Moon (#26)


• MiND PROBE #5: Hagbard by Noni Moon (#28)


• MiND PROBE #6: Clockwork, Gut Feelings and Immigrant Savior by Noni Moon (#30)


• MiND PROBE #7: Dark Crystal Sphere Floating Between Two Universes, Liminality, and the Weird Tale by Noni Moon (#31)


• MOViNG by I Wish My Name Were Nathan (#47)


• MUSiC by The Watcher (#10)


• MY AMERiCAN HOUSEHOLD by Clockwork (#32)


• MY BLACK-HOLE NOTEBOOK by I Wish My Name Were Nathan (#36)


• MY NAME iS JOE by Jay-Joe (#AAA#)


• NANOTECHNOLOGY AND ANARCHY by Hagbard (#7)


• NEW by Nomad (#5)


• NEW WORLD ORDER by I Wish My Name Were Nathan (#18)


• A NEW YEAR'S EVE PARTY by Noni Moon (#33)


• THE NEXT FRONTiER -- A CALL FOR ACTiON by Hagbard (#18)


• NO PARiS TO FORGET by Clockwork (#48)


• NO RETURN ADDRESS by Griphon (#70)


• NOTES FROM THE UNDERGROUND: "Biology, Conspiracy, History" by Bobbi Sands (#13)


• NOTES FROM THE UNDERGROUND: RECLAiMiNG OUR iDOLS -- THE PLEDGE OF ALLEGiANCE by Crux Ansata (#15)


• ON AN iDEALiSTiC MODEL OF BEAUTY by Nemo est Sanctus (#12)


• ON NAIVETE IN FICTION by I Wish My Name Were Nathan (#15)


• ON SERBiA by Crux Ansata (#54)


• ON SPIDER SHiPS by I Wish My Name Were Nathan (KiD)


• ON SPiDER SHiPS by I Wish My Name Were Nathan (#39)


• ON THE GENERATiON OF FiCTiON by I Wish My Name Were Nathan (#34)


• ON THE STANDiNG OVATiON by Nemo est Sanctus (#12)


• ONE EXPERiENCE by Clockwork (#55)


• OUR LiTTLE FRiENDS by Nomad (#10)


• PAGE FROM A DiARY by Crux Ansata (#33)


• PAGE FROM A DiARY by Crux Ansata (#34)


• PAGE FROM A DiARY by Crux Ansata (#35)


• PAGE FROM A DiARY by Crux Ansata (#36)


• PAGE FROM A DiARY by Crux Ansata (#37)


• PAGE FROM A DiARY by Crux Ansata (#40)


• PAGE FROM A DIARY by Crux Ansata (#42)


• PAGE FROM A DiARY by Crux Ansata (#44)


• PAGES FROM A DIARY by I WIsh My Name Were Nathan (#1000)


• PAGES FROM A DIARY by Crux Ansata (#46)


• PAGES FROM A DiARY by Crux Ansata (#47)


• PAGES FROM A DiARY by Crux Ansata (#48)


• PAGES FROM A DiARY by Crux Ansata (#57)


• A PARTiAL iNFORMAL SPECULATiON ON SYNCHRONiCiTY by Clockwork (#66)


• PASSiNG DREMAY WAYBACK WiSHES by Clockwork (#49)


• PEOPLE? by Bluejay (#14)


• PiSS ON AUSTiN by I Wish My Name Were Nathan (#22)


• PLANES OF EXiSTENCE by the Super Realist (#AAA#)


• PLEASE REMEMBER, YOU ARE iN A COMPUTER SCiENCE CLASS by Clockwork (#63)


• POiNTERS TOWARD iLLUMiNATiON THROUGH MiND-CHANGE by I Wish My Name Were Nathan (#34)


• THE POLiTiCiZATiON OF THE MiLiTiA by Bobbi Sands (#17)


• POLITICS, FREEDOM, AND THE HUMAN SPIRIT by I Wish My Name Were Nathan (#16)


• THE POWER OF FORREST GUMP by Doorway (#10)


• THE POWER OF FORREST GUMP by I Wish My Name Were Nathan (#10)


• THE POWER OF FORREST GUMP by Kilgore Trout (#10)


• THE POWER OF FORREST GUMP by Styx (#10)


• PREMATURE ELECTiONATiON by Clockwork (#52)


• THE PROCESS OF WRiTiNG -- A FAiRY TALE by Kilgore Trout (#54)


• PROLOGUE by Lares et Penates (#20)


• PROMOTiONAL by Crux Ansata (#5)


• PROPHECiES OF CLOCKWORK: 1999 by Clockwork (#53)


• PULL THE STRiNGS by Clockwork (#1)


• PUNK ROCK ETHiC by Jay-Joe (#AAA#)


• PUT YOUR LEFT FOOT iN, PULL YOUR LEFT FOOT OUT, PUT YOUR LEFT FOOT iN AND SHAKE iT ALL ABOUT by Kilgore Trout (#17)


• RABBiT HOLES EXPLORED by Sweater Girl (#47)


• RADiATiON CLOUDS? WHAT RADiATiON CLOUDS? by Clockwork (#1)


• RAMBLiNGS OF A KNEE-BiTER BODHiSATTVA by I Wish My Name Were Nathan (#36)


• RAMBLiNGS OF SOMEONE WHO DRiNKS PEPSi, BUT DOESN'T REALLY GET STUFF by workclock (KiD)


• THE RAMBLiNGS OF SURGiO by Surgio (#2)


• REFLECTiONS ON KOSOVO by Crux Ansata (#56)


• REFLECTiONS ON MAY DAY, 1994 by Captain Moonlight (#5)


• REFLECTiONS: STARiNG iNTO THE MiRROR by Derrick's Little Sister (#37)


• REGARDING A BOMBING TRIAL by I Wish My Name Were Nathan (#38)


• THE REiGN OF NiCOTiANA TABACUM by Bixenta Moonchild (#52)


• REMEMBER THE UNiTED STEELWORKERS MARTYRS! by Captain Moonlight (#9)


• REMEMBERiNG iNTROVERT by Cybermage (#32)


• A RESPONSE TO "A LETTER NEVER SENT, or ALL i'D SAY iF i BUT HAD THE WORDS" by A-- (#3)


• RESPONSE TO A READER by Crux Ansata (#59)


• A RESPONSE TO CLOCKWORK'S "AN AMERiCAN HOUSEHOLD" by StormChaser (#33)


• REViEW: POST-NUCLEAR PLAYERS' OKLAHOMA! iS A HiT by Frederick Larrabee (#62)


• THE REVOLUTiON iS NOW by Bobbi Sands (#40)


• RHAPSODY iN D MiNOR by Clockwork (#56)


• ROCK STAR by Jay-Joe (#AAA#)


• RUMMAGiNG THROUGH THE VACANCY OF A MiND by Phadrous (#3)


• SATANiSM AND DECADENCE iN PÄR LAGERKViST'S THE DWARF by Crux Ansata (#15)


• SCREENPLAY #48 by Clockwork (#54)


• A SECOND LETTER NEVER SENT or ALL i'D SAY iF i BUT HAD THE WORDS by Crux Ansata (#16)


• SERiOUSLY, JUST DO WHAT YOU WANT by I Wish My Name Were Nathan (#43)


• SEVENTEEN SiDES OF A CONVERSATiON by Clockwork (#43)


• THE SEXUAL STATE OF CONSCiOUSNESS by Crux Ansata (#54)


• SHE by Morrigan (#14)


• A SHORT PREMiERE TO SOCiALiSM AND DiRECT DEMOCRACY by Captain Moonlight (#3)


• A SiNGLE SERViNG iNTERLUDE by Kilgore Trout (#70)


• SLAVERY AND THE iRiSH RACE by Bobbi Sands (#14)


• SLiNG THAT BANDWiDTH, PART I by Clockwork (#28)


• SMILE! by I Wish My Name Were Nathan (#7)


• THE SOAPBOX by Hagbard (#21)


• SOCiAL FABRiCATiON by Belgrave (#31)


• SPARE PARTS AND OTHER BAD METAPHORS by Griphon (#60)


• STALKiNG NONi MOON by I Wish My Name Were Nathan (#35)


• STANDARD by Griphon (#14)


• STARTiNG YOUR VERY OWN CULT by Anonymous (TLi)


• STATE OF THE UNiON by Griphon (#2)


• STiCKS AND STONES... NOTHiNG BUT STiCKS AND STONES by Ace (#36)


• SUNDAY, DESERT WASTELAND by I Wish My Name Were Nathan (#56)


• TALKING WITH TACHYON by Hagbard (TLi)


• TERRORiSM PART i: iNTRODUCTiON AND JUSTiFiCATiON by Bobbi Sands (#20)


• TESTiCULAR TRAUMA: THOUGHTS OF DESiGNER iMPOSTER BODY SPRAY by Drew Feinberg (#18)


• THiNKEST THOU by Mr. Asttct Fasuath (#7)


• THiS TRAiN'S GOiNG OVER! by Lloyd Powell (#20)


• THOUGHTS ON A COFFEE SHOP by Nemo est Sanctus (#15)


• THOUGHTS ON CROM by KidKnee (#17)


• THOUGHTS ON FASCiSM by Crux Ansata (#55)


• THREE HOURS iN THREE CHAiRS by Clockwork (#59)


• THREE HOURS iN TWO CHAiRS by Clockwork (#59)


• TiDBiTS OF PHiLOSOPHY by Nomad (#4)


• TiME CAPSULE by Hagbard (TLi)


• TO MARS OR BUST by Hagbard (#10)


• A TREATiSE ON CHAOS PENETRATiON by I Wish My Name Were Nathan (#28)


• THE TRiAL OF SAiNT GULiK by The Reverand Toad (#2)


• A TRUCKLOAD OF MiNDLESS, POiNTLESS, EGO-DRiVEN CRAP THAT YOU SHOULD JUST SKiP OVER by Clockwork (#42)


• TWO HOURS iN A CHAiR by Clockwork (#57)


• TWO HOURS iN TWO CHAiRS by Clockwork (#59)


• TWO PARAGRAPHS iN A LECTURE HALL by Clockwork (#62)


• ULTiMATUM by Linda Thompson (#7)


• UNTiTLED by Jamal (#AAA#)